UPA II- dinner high table a comical Charade

This Charade was written when our Honourable President of India was discharging his duties as a Finance Minister and chief Trouble shooter......................................................and when VR Deshmukh was around fooling with Adarsh scam.......................

Family head Bade miyan Dr.kaamosh Sing has taken the head chair.

And as usual silent at the dinner table but the center table chair taken by Madam Sogaya.

Head chef Chipal serving the menu.

Madam Sogaya: Chipal what’s on the dish anything Milanish or napleish.

Head Chef Chipal: No Madamesoille recently our neighbour badnami caught our regular supplier Octavious supplying freshly sautéed olives with sardines. Alas we hurt our extreme rightly placed Hindu brother’s sentiment we cancelled Octavious order.

Madam Sogaya: What a pity

Madam Sogaya: what else on menu any Bengal gram ya Orissa dhal??????? Ya Maharashtra Pyas?????

Karab Da: the family head priest a Bengali Brahmin interjects, ‘Aree Babu mashoi what about Bengal ghati ka machili’?

Head Chef Chipal- Nahi Karab Da, the lakes where the fishes are caught is filled with Mao Da & Didi’s Ba supporters Koon, by early estimates the lake is the infamous burial ground for Da and Di’s ego clashes.

Karab Da: what a pity recently a loan was sanctioned for more harvesting of machili’s

Bade Miyan Dr. Kaamosh: opens his mouth everyone turns in his direction for his pearls of wisdom but indicates his hand towards a simple roti and daal and no words as usual

In the mean while their naughty un-reprimanded son Vishwasmukh enters room with handful of Monopoly game cards.

Madam Sogaya enquires, ‘Areeee Vishwasmukk where have you got these cards from as such you don’t have any with you.’?

Vishwasmukh: Madam I traded the chips with my friend from Pardesh society; he has lots of chips to trade

Back to dinner table; Madam Sogaya is upset about the menu, worriedly enquires if any dish from south Indian supplier?

Head Chef Chipal: Madam down south Varunanidhi is busy naming and pasting images on roads, buildings, buses, houses, even naming new born child after his name let alone attending debates whether he is the great or the greatest ? hence where the time to send ration supplies to us! Recent rumours are that we might have to name a vegetable after that gentleman which would symbolise his ability to set few families across districts and turn them into his bastions and Plantain in South shall hence forth be called as Vazhlainger. Hopefully will get those supplies in time for tomorrow’s dinner.