Thou hart hunt calender girls wither theee 8000 souls!


The below is a imaginative account of a Billionaire and his Heir apparent..........................

This is a piece of news about Siddharth Mallya in overseas looking out for models for Kingfisher magazine gathered by our ever inquisitive Indian media, not that they have always been in forefront of juicy bits and pieces but once in a while they did do justice reporting politician crooks in shady deals.

This DummyFisher soap has all the ingredients to become a late night A rated saga just for the eyes of what all a 'Billionaire Heir can do' kind of scenario.

Just imagine the below script for this soap opera-

Bullion Dollar Son- 'Papa i am not happy with the curves we have shortlisted for the 2013 calender, i literally want a drop your jaw kind of Hot bodies on QFA calenders Pa. High time we hunted off shores. As such your choice for RC cheer girls were a damp squib. Your taste is becoming dull pa.'

Bullion Dollar Pa- 'Ok shon try exoticas, as such our flight doesn't have a service to those locales. Try using my personal jet. No wonder we don't sell mooch flight tickets hopefully we can make money selling these calenders. They should make us a fortune. dreamt of buying franchise for PlayBoy India; but the qualification by Huge Kefner was pretty steep.'

Bullion Dollar Son- 'Pa stop fooling around  with QFA, i present my grand plans for QFA revival- as all our planes are grounded in Hangar lets convert them into 'In Air Bars- serving premiums liquors by our exotic models'- as a Tamil saying goes "Thaniyil Medanguvathu".

We cannot afford putting astronauts into space tourism at least serving our very own premium liquors lets put them in Stratosphere.

Bullion Dollar Pa- uhmmmm looks like my chottu is all toooo turned his 18th Birthday gift into fastest deewala enterprise in history of Bullion Dollar Enterprise. What i have taken to become a national drink of my Pa's empire he intends to do as national trinket...................................Shon lets do this way i take up front seat at Grand Prix in Goodgoan you try selling the tickets for the Goodgoan Grand prix to your friends...........


Bullion Dollar Son- No Pa i heard from Vettel that he's busy squatting mosquitoes alas he falls prey to Dengue so plan to hit a brand new 'Kengu Mosquito Bats' which will sold at Goodgoan stadium by our shortlisted QFA calender Models. Sure crowd shall buy in dozens from those damsells.


Bullion Dollar Pa- Sohn you think small things hence always Chottu why not sell QFA tickets return to Hangar atleast we can transport back the audience to their respective states and pay November month's salary to our cheery blushy QFA staff.

Bullion Dollar Pa- Sohn art of survival lies in disguise and stalking; i have disguised in various avatars Playboy, sophisticated ruffian, tiptoe drunkard, King of goodtimes drunkards Boss- hence panache is required in all times.

Sohn you have looks and drooling attitude at anything draped in sareeeee so lets try hand at movies, your previous flings will come handy............................just need the music, dance, masala and drinks all 4 together we shall hit the screens.......................you still have a chance to shortlist the Heroines................gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


News Just in as of 12th February 2013; Banks move in to recover dues to tune of 6500 crores of Rupees. what has happened to the fabled dashing playboy? is he coming to rescue of KF damsels any sooner.................what is young Mallya doing?

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