Supandi Indian style

Things were a heady mix last few weeks; Naxals were busy scheming whom to Kidnap or shoot down or even play the prank ON. Naveen Patnaik and his sleep inducing press speeches was no where to rescue the Collector let alone trying his chaste Oriya warning Naxals. If there was ever a law barring non-native speakers from Political posts; half our Gaddas will be ruled by Naxals and Maoists. At last understanding the value of work done by Alex Paul Menon Naxals had relented.

To add to this Tamasha was India's Rajya Sabha nominees; Rajya Sabha can be conveniently taken for a pocket money job or part time income for a full time cricketer. Even when the cricketing icon himself speaks out in Marathi that the game is foremost in mind than the Maroon benches where he would be playing twelfth man every time the session starts. Its all the more annoying when country needs responsible legislators to take the seat and debate on serious issues. Sachin can conveniently call day off as more seats are being emptied from Rashtrapathi Bhavan to Governor's bunglow (choose your state!) maybe he can even prepare a rota of sorts to spend time from Raisina Hills to Bunglows to Guest houses more Ghastly idea is recommending for Bharat Ratna ( one can risk being thrashed Blue and pink for uttering such thoughts in a land mesmerized in Little masters strokeplay) Bharat Ratna is altogether a Gem among many. One article had gone to extent of saying has Sachin paid any of his money to a poor family's upbringing or even to a social cause when artist cricketer Aamir Khan had given away his Lagaan village to a entire family of nearby villagers or as he been involved in giving a passing mention for debt ridden- suicide driven Maharasthra poor farmer families simply being a Marathi Manoos......................he is a sporting genius and he is good in wacking balls around instilling fear in non Indian bowlers and making Tricolour fly high. Same was with Milkha Singh many decades ago same was when Dhyan Chand discarded his shoes just because it slowed his game during Olympics match against Germany, same was courage of PT Usha at Asian games same is Kunjarani, malleswari women fighting against odds, Same as simple Gaint Vishwanathan Anand conquering crowns after crowns................................they are sportsmen beyond Sachin's given strengths and conditions.......................................but kindly do not take it for a qualities of  Mother Theresa or Dhondo Keshav Karve or Dr. B. C. Roy or Vinoba Bhave or B R Ambedkar.................. Lets not get drowned in our simple pleasures of sinking our sorrows in Sachin's Hundreds..................listen to those who have toiled behind those tattered clothes, shattered souls and persecuting ghouls against all odds the above great souls have brought a change or been a beacon among heartless Indians they where symbol of hope, Courage and Honour...........................DO NOT MIX pleasure of senses with national pride......................

Nonsense does not get any bigger.................................but more Tamasha in store.........................Now as if there is no soul qualifying for Rashtrapathi Bhavan................the list of most eligible occupant has been recently updated based on the below requisites-

  • the person arriving at Raisina Hills must carry just single suitcase and if so one more permitted for extra pair of clothing
  • the person arriving must keep his entourage to bare minimum say just 1
  • the person arriving must never think of just arriving but be quick on heels to leave- meaning not to dig your post
  • the person arriving must not be incurring excheqeur huge bills on personal family tours.............
  • talk less and send the bills of opposition ruled states sine dieeeeeeeee no questions asked
True Mrs. Prathibha Patil has un necssasrily being made a scape goat after all she is in the list of Illustrious women leaders who have indulged in a tradition of flamboyance, eccentricity and also denial talk- Mayawathi, Indira Gandhi & Jayalalitha. Thank god we just had to see just these 4 ladies in power.

So who does qualify for above criterions; going by strong chorus for Dr. Kalam one wonders has India become so inept in even choosing a statesman.

The TheFree Dictionary defines Stateman as, '1. A man who is a leader in national or international affairs.
2. A male political leader regarded as a disinterested promoter of the public good.

3. A man who is a respected leader in a given field.'
Stateman are one who have mastered the art of Political science or even say the way one carries himself in diplomacy. Dr. Kalam is a genius who can ignite more young minds than stay locked up in Rashtrapathi Bhavan and of course yes he took good care of Mughal gardens than all previous Heads stay.......................the gardens did blossom but a genius should never be made to undertake political journey. He has to understand his diginity lies in his mission to ignite minds rather than play to the tunes of Political ignoramuses. After all he is the Ace card a Muslim Minority, How can he allow Politicos to use him as a religion card?
I am perplexed when a person of stature Hamid Ansari is overlooked and even a tradition of promoting Vice President to President being juggled like some pawns is all the more depressing; be it the way Bhairon Singh Shekawat was handled or Krishna Kant or many more........................India has lost its step this time by playing to popular sentiments than sensible tradition.

When we have conveniently overlooked the service of retired sportsmen & distinguished celebrities from Kapil Dev to Dhanraj Pillay to Ramanathan Krishnan to Milkha Singh to Dara Singh to MS Swaminathan what has prompted Govt. of India to jump to serving players? weird but true the idea of some ill gotten fools suggestion is crass and speaks of ridiculing the Parliamentary democracy.

Its people from civil societies must raise their decibel level to make them feel 'Guys you are being watched no matter how you disguise you still cut a sorry figure' Govt. of India.




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